One evening on Hollywood Blvd...

my bestie Geraldine and I are walking trying to do the tourist thing. We went to Grauman's Chinese Theatre (sp?) , saw the stars on the walk of fame, got mediocre pizza, and stuff like that. So we start walking back towards the car. While we're waiting to cross at a light on a street corner, a homeless hobo says to us "hey you got any change? i need $18." and geraldine and i look at each other like " he's quite specific and i'm mad he's asking for so much money". so we just turn back to him and say "sorry cant help you" and kept waiting for the light. so then another dude standing next to us, who obviously hears him asks the hobo what he needs the money for. the hobo says "well... to buy some herb". our jaws drop! then as if to justify himself, he says "well at least i was honest". and we just had to laugh and say "true, true". so FINALLY the light changes and we cross the street and then the guy next to us gestures back towards the hobo ans says "dirtbag" as he waits to ask someone else for money to get his fix and we laugh awkwardly.
Wow,welcome to Holly"wierd".